No Dick Pic Please

The Inuit continues to send me messages and it's creepy. It almost feels like he just realized I am not responding. So some things that are disturbing about this...When he mentions Eskimo--all I remember was how much he said he was not eskimo, but now he is identifying? The second thing is he mentions his trip to brazil being cancelled...but I have no idea why he is mentioning this. His trip is not till winter and we never really had a conversation about it. So his thinking I'm upset about this trip is strange. The funny thing is, he's racking brains trying to think about why I won't talk to him. He won't mention the stuff that actually upset me, such as his insults, judgements and assumptions. I feel kinda bad for this person, clearly they have a hard time communicating and have mental issues. However, I'm saying prayers to baby jeezus that this boy wont turn up on my door step. Anyway, here is another charmer: This was in my inbox this week. At n...

So I've made a choice recently to pause on online dating apps and meet people more organically. Although, I can already tell you that is not going well. It was about 3 weeks ago and I went to a Zombie party. I wore killer makeup and danced with my girlies. When the music got repetitive we decided to hit up NYC and go to an 80s club. Having transplanted somewhere else I was suddenly forgetful that I looked like the undead. People were freaking out that an apocalypse had started. I had fake blood wounds and gaunt eyes as well as blood running down my mouth and chest. It was awesomely ghastly. I was dancing and getting into the 80s vibe when my girl calls me over. She's talking to a handsome tall exotic boy. She goes you "you guys need to talk" Apparently he was telling her, that he founds me and my curvy figure very attractive. He had a great smile and seemed a bit of an oddball but a harmless one. My friend kept saying "He's an eskimo" and it turns ou...