No Dick Pic Please

So lately, I have been getting odd messages from random guys on facebook. They wont be on my friends list and I will have to accept their message to read it. When I do I see the message, I notice they are friends with my other people on my friends list. So for a moment, I drop my guard down and then ask them if they know the friend we have in common. Then it usually turns out that they really don't. They add people on facebook it seems to get access to their friends so that they can send them flirty messages. This is turning into a growing peeve of mine. So the last list creeper happened this weekend. Dude messaged me and I look at his profile and I can tell right away he's an oddball and I am not really attracted to him. He has these random videos talking about he has a sick sense of style and I wasn't really feeling anything about him. So quickly I am trying to establish why he is messaging (which I admit, should seem obvious) and how he knows my friend. So he fesses up...

When I tell my married friends about being single, I often get similar responses. Some are sympathetic and some tell me they think I must be doing something wrong such as seeking out a "type" or using the wrong service. In the past that may have been true but with enough disappointments, a person has no choice but to change and keep an open mind. What I have found is that it doesn't matter what app you use or which type of man you converse with. Men in ties, men with hipster beards, sweet faced men, angry faced men, men with daughters, tall or short men, men with no shirts on, men with tats, musician men, fire or police men, working 18 hrs a day in a cubicle men, men who were raised by women, men who are stocky, muscular or thin, bro men, jock men, men doing cartwheels off giant cliffs, skiing in the alps men, entrepreneurial men....all of them are fucking crazy...or they just want to butter your biscuits. At this point I assume 95% of them are just trying to hook up no...